You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
