I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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