I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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