I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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