I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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