i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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