omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm like, not good at living.
I wear drunk well.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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