its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
as a side note pls kill me
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