i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
