we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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