You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
tell me about the fingering
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