I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he was CRYING into my vagina
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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