Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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