come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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