Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
