Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I look better un-naked...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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