on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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