I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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