Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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