doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
