It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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