how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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