Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
My penis needs a shock collar
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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