My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
