Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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