whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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