Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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