I hate your face
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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