just tell him i said nine months
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I have post one night stand depression
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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