Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
please don't ironically join a cult
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