i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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