well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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