my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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