the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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