I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
