If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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