butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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