So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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