are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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