They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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