Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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