All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
420 ftw
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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