Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
