AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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