Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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