So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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