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I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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