I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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