Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Vodka?
Forever.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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