Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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