apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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