You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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