no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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