So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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